Okay! So I've always totally wanted a blog. Eeeeek!
That's a lie.
For real though, my girlfriend from all the way back in elementary school (Hi Sarah! :) <3 ) writes the most awe inspiring messages about God, her baby twins and true love on here, which has inspired me to also share my blessings with others.
Actually, that's another lie. Hello? This blog is call 'thoughts about COOL shit'. Operative word: COOL!!!
My buddy, ( Yo M2! 3==> * ), is a blog master; a total bastard, badass snizznatch who makes fun of life and it's whiny patrons' most trivial matters including her own. The truth is I'm jealous and want to hate on shit in a public forum, too.
(Cue Poltergeist weird, girl who's dead.)
But *plot twist* I'm super nostalgic and dwell on things from my younger years. I'm just that kind of girl.
When I look back on isolated events within my childhood, I often wonder why I'm not way more messed up now that I'm an adult. Despite all the fucked up things I've gone through to make it here by the skin of my teeth, I wouldn't change a damn thing. It's all good. (this is the extent of my ability to be sincere and deep...to be further proven later)
This blog is basically like the Wonder Years, but no one is fawning over that tall bitch with the long hair. And I discuss cool shit and make fun of myself and my loved ones. I'll also comment on the random, annoying shit that I constantly have to put up with.
Buckle the fuck up!
